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Funny: If You’re The Husband, What Would You Do If This Happens To Your Wife

Not a True Life Story!!!

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A wife suspected the husband of having s*x with their maid, then she set a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the weekend without telling husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story “Darling I want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room” he left.

The wife silently went to the maid’s room lying down on the bed naked without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, he had s*x with her. After the fifth round she said, it’s enough, I have caught you, so this is how you use to have s*x with her, you will do two round and you will tell me you are tired; fifth round now and you are still demanding for more.. The gateman replied “AM SORRY MADAM I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE THE ONE” EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!“She shout, hahahaha then the husband rushed in and caught them.

If you are the man, What would you do?

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Buhari leaves Forex traders guessing on path for Naira

President Muhammadu Buhari’s Sunday speech has left foreign-exchange traders with little clue as to the fate of the naira, reports Bloomberg.

It said far from clarifying the government’s approach on the currency, following central bank Governor Godwin Emefiele’s pledge last week to adopt a more flexible exchange-rate policy, Buhari’s words have left the market as confused as ever. While some, including Standard Chartered Plc, said a looming recession had forced Buhari to change tack and allow the naira to depreciate, others said the president — who once likened letting the currency weaken to “murder” — had signaled continued resistance to reducing its value, it noted.

“What Buhari was saying is that while he is committed to stability, he concedes that only a strong economy can have a strong exchange rate,” Razia Khan, the London-based Africa economist at Standard Chartered, told Bloomberg by phone on Monday.

“No one wants to see disruptive weakness for the sake of it — hence the commitment to stability — but that commitment does not rule out the adoption of a more flexible foreign-exchange regime.”

Emefiele said on May 25 a more flexible exchange-rate system would be unveiled “in the coming days,” sending naira forward contracts to record highs as traders anticipated a devaluation. Nigeria has held the naira at N197-N199 per dollar since March 2015, even as other oil exporters from Russia to Colombia and Malaysia let their currencies drop amid the slump in crude prices since mid-2014.

Foreign reserves dwindled as the central bank of Africa’s largest oil producer defended the peg, while foreign investors, fearing a devaluation, sold Nigerian stocks and bonds.

Buhari, who has opposed weakening the currency since coming to power, didn’t specifically refer to the central bank’s statement in a speech Sunday marking his first year in office. He said only that he would “keep a close look at how recent measures affect the naira and the economy,” while also saying devaluation in the past “had done dreadful harm.

Based on the president’s recent comments, it is clear he remains firmly opposed to the idea of a devaluation,” Cobus de Hart, an analyst at Paarl, South Africa-based NKC Independent Economists, said in an e-mailed response to questions Monday.

“Whether this implies that he may overturn the central bank’s decision to allow more flexibility in the interbank market remains to be seen, but what has become more clear is that, even if the CBN goes ahead and introduces some sort of new foreign-exchange arrangement for the interbank market, it will likely not be a fully flexible regime.” Nigeria’s economy — Africa’s largest — is headed for a recession, Emefiele said last week as the central bank left its policy rate on hold. Gross domestic product fell by about 0.4 percent in the three months through March from a year earlier — the first quarterly contraction since 2004 — as oil output slumped amid militant attacks on pipelines and as the central bank’s foreign-exchange restrictions led to shortages of imported goods, including fuel.

“We cannot get away from the fact that a strong currency is predicated on a strong economy,” Buhari said. “The measures we must take, may lead to hardships.” The floundering economy left the central bank — and Buhari — no choice but to let the currency weaken, said Bismarck Rewane, chief executive officer at Financial Derivatives Co. in Lagos, the commercial capital. “Nigeria has been compelled to make a currency adjustment because of market forces and the deteriorating state of the economy,” Rewane said by phone on Sunday. “The anti-devaluation lobby has succumbed to the reality of the day.” Emefiele said last week the central bank would allow the currency to trade at a market-related level on the interbank platform while continuing to allocate dollars at a fixed rate to strategic industries.

Buhari’s comments “raise concern in relation to what proportion of trade will be shifted to the interbank market, assuming the CBN’s decision is not overturned completely,” De Hart at NKC said. Calls to Buhari’s spokesmen seeking comment went unanswered.

“The genie is out of the bottle,” Magnus Kpakol, a director at Abuja-based consultancy Economic and Business Strategies, said by phone on Monday. “They will have to do the right thing and introduce some kind of flexibility.

What killed Abacha Is Exactly What killed MKO Abiola – Al-Mustapha Reveals

Hamza Al-Mustapha, chief security officer to Sani Abacha, the late military dictator, has said that he would soon reveal the details of what killed Abacha and MKO Abiola, self-acclaimed winner of the June 12, 1993 election.

Al-Mustapha at a press conference in Lagos on Monday stated that accurate information would be revealed in his memoirs, which is not yet out.

Abacha died on June 8, 1998, while Abiola died exactly a day to the first month anniversary of the dictator’s death. Al-Mustapha said: “What killed Abacha is exactly what killed MKO Abiola. But I would reveal that after my court case, still at the Supreme Court. I would publish a book which has three volumes- the Mustapha’s Memoirs, which will tell what happened under Abacha and how he died”.

The retired colonel, who regained freedom three years ago after spending 12 years in detention over the death of Kudirat, Abiola’s wife, said he was innocent of the charges filed against him.

Mustapha said he had not recovered from the trauma of detention and torture, narrating what he went through during that dark period of his life.

“I am just recuperating from what I went through. I went through punishment and torture. I was in chains. I was not allowed to see a doctor, family and lawyer. There was no light in my cell. I only wore my singlet, which was full of blood. You sighted food and you are denied. I was treated like an animal.” He described Abacha as an honest man, saying those his boss offended while in power were behind reports of the loots allegedly traced to the late dictator.

Al-Mustapha also denied the allegation that he assisted Abacha to stash money in foreign accounts.

“The proper facts about the Abacha loot are not known. Where was the money from? What was it meant for? How was it taken out? Who kept the money there? Abacha was not leaving Nigeria at a later time. His journeys were within Africa because the toes he had stepped upon were bent on removing him,” he said.

“In November 1998, I told the government to prosecute me, if I have any bank account than my salary account with the Bank of the North.”

Olamide Storms Out On Show At University Campus

YBNL boss and self acclaimed Nigerian street king of music, Olamide Adedeji, popularly referred to as Olamide Baddoo, yesterday stormed out on a show at Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) in Ife after fight broke out during his performance.

Excited students trooped into the Afika Amphitheater at OAU on Monday to watch as the popular musician performed on stage in an event organized by Motherland Beacons.

No sooner had he climbed on stage that the atmosphere became tense with students shouting out in joy. After he performed some of his hit songs for about 20 minutes, fight broke out and some students moved onto the stage.

This angered the YBNL CEO and he exited immediately seeing the futile attempts by the security officials on stage to keep students at bay.

Lionel Messi & His Dad Appears In Court Over ‘Tax Fraud’ In Barcelona

Barcelona’s five-times soccer World Player of the Year Lionel Messi went on trial on Tuesday along with his father on accusations of defrauding the Spanish state of millions of euros (dollars).

Argentinian-born striker Messi and his father Jorge Horacio Messi, who have both denied the allegations, were due to appear in the Barcelona court on Thursday, according to a judicial document.

A previous court ruled that Messi, 28, could have known about and approved the creation of a web of shell companies allegedly used to evade taxes on income from image rights. Spain’s tax office accused both men in 2013 of defrauding the government of 4.2 million euros ($4.67 million) between 2007 and 2009.

According to the prosecutor’s office, which has proposed jail terms of up to 22 months, revenue was hidden using shell companies in Uruguay, Belize, Switzerland and the United Kingdom.

Messi and his father paid five million euros to the tax authorities as a “corrective” measure after being formally investigated in June 2013.

Messi has been resident in Barcelona since 2000 and has had Spanish citizenship since 2005.

($1 = 0.8988 euros)

Brain: Use Your Math Skills To Figure Out The Answers! Only Few Will Get It Right

Only Few people will get this Answer right.

Checkout the Question below and drop your Answer.

You 9 years old and your dad is 49

(¡)How old will your dad be when you are 25

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Official: Nasarawa State University Suspends Strike

The Academic Staff Union of Universities Nasarawa State University, Keffi (NSUK) ASUU has officially suspended its three months old strike.

Governor Tanko Almakura of Nasarwa State disclosed on Sunday during a media chat that the 20 percent of the Earned Academic Allowance, EAA, will be paid with strict condition that the union will suspend its strike.

The institution confirmed this on its social media page: This is to notify students, staff and general public that the over three months strike embarked upon by ASUU, Nsuk Chapter has been suspended. Students are advised to resume immediately as lecture commences on Monday, 6th June 2016.

We wish you journey mercies. It will be recalled that the university on the 7th of March 2016, the union down tools after the Union had demanded payment of backlog of Earned Allowances and the repositioning of the university’s infrastructure and laws.

While the union agreed to suspend the industrial action it embarked upon if the government pays outstanding salaries and the 20 percent Earned Academic Allowance, EAA, owed workers.