Showing posts with label Comedy and jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy and jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Funny: If You’re The Husband, What Would You Do If This Happens To Your Wife

Not a True Life Story!!!


Read below:-


A wife suspected the husband of having s*x with their maid, then she set a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the weekend without telling husband.


At night, the husband told his usual story “Darling I want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room” he left.


The wife silently went to the maid’s room lying down on the bed naked without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, he had s*x with her. After the fifth round she said, it’s enough, I have caught you, so this is how you use to have s*x with her, you will do two round and you will tell me you are tired; fifth round now and you are still demanding for more.. The gateman replied “AM SORRY MADAM I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE THE ONE” EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!“She shout, hahahaha then the husband rushed in and caught them.


If you are the man, What would you do?


Drop your comments.
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Friday, 13 May 2016

Lol, someone offered to buy George Zimmerman's gun for $65million

On Thursday, George Zimmerman took the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin up for auction on GunBroker and wrote: He said: "I am honored and humbled to announce the sale of an American Firearm Icon. The firearm for sale is the firearm that was used to defend my life and end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin on 2/26/2012." The website took down his auction, saying it wanted “no part in the listing on our website or in any of the publicity it is receiving.” So he took the gun to United Gun Group and put it up for auction there.


Several people told the website to take it down but they tweeted... So an Internet user by the name of “Racist McShootface,” decided to frustrate George Zimmeman's effort to sell the gun by making a bid of $65 million, other trolls immediately recognized what McShootface was up to and made their own bids, using screen names like “Donald Trump” and “Tamir Rice.” The bid rose up to $65,039,000.00 before the United Gun Group deleted the bid.


George Zimmerman also tried to sell the gun to the Smithsonian but the respectfully declined. They tweeted.. He put it back on auction on the United Gun group website and someone genuinely offered to buy the gun for $415,000. Sad.
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Tuesday, 5 April 2016

Ooh my God Will You Drink From This Kind Of Cup?

If you visit somebody and when you ask for water or Soft drink and they serve you with this kind of cup. will you drink it?
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Sunday, 10 January 2016

Check Out Photos of the day

How do you even describe this? Hmmm... more photos after the cut...
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Thursday, 7 January 2016

We don't speak Nigerian in Nigeria...lol

Yes Netflix, we don't speak Nigerian.
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Photo: This gentleman is a big fan of matching outfits

What is left is for him to match his skin with other things he's wearing. Lol. He probably spent days searching for matching sunglasses but couldn't find one. Lol. Stylish man!
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Friday, 25 December 2015

Very Funny!! Craze Clown Did Not Celebrate His Birthday Because.. Watch This Hilarious Video

The Instagram Comedian added +1 to his Age 2 days ago. Unfortunately, he couldn’t celebrate his Birthday because he had to baby sit a baby. Watch and Download the Video below:- Download
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Check Out Clothing Store in Kenya...lol

This is a new one! Lol...
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Sunday, 20 December 2015

Photo: The best Christmas present right now lolz

lol.
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Saturday, 19 December 2015

Photos: Check out this very interesting twitter drama

But some girls sha! Lol. Twitter user (oh_melizza) shared an old photo of herself with her boyfriend and her friends (left) and in the right pic, she cleaned herself and another girl out, leaving her bf, now her ex, with one her friends. The boyfriend (@danny_negs) ended up with one of her friends. When she called them out on Twitter, the guy posted a photo telling her to "get over it" Chai! See that below He's now dating one of her friends in the pic. Lol. Men sef!
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Monday, 7 December 2015

Very funny see what this lady wants to do

Lol...
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Sunday, 29 November 2015

Jokes Of The Day! You Think You Have Family Problem? (Read This)

Read and Enjoy;
Two men at a bus stop started a
conversation.

One of them keeps complaining of
family problems.

Finally, the other man says, You
think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation..
A few years ago I met a young
widow with a grown-up
daughter and we got married.

Later, my dad married my
stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my step-mom and
my dad became my stepson-in-
law.

Also my wife became mom-in-law
to her dad-in-law.
Then my wife's daughter, my
step-mom, had a son.

This boy
was my half-brother cause he
was my dads son, but he was
also the son of my wife's
daughter, which made him my
wife's grandson.


That made me the grandfather of
my half-brother.

This was nothing
until my wife and I had a son.
Now, the half-sister of my son, my
stepmom, is also the grandmom.

My dad is the bro-in-law of my
child, who is the stepbrother of
my dad's wife!

AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS?
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Tuesday, 24 November 2015

Who Can Solve This Very Difficult Math Quiz?

They say 97% of those who attempt this will fail¡­.lol
I Trust the Gurus here on Naijacreep, Them go murder the Question asap!! Drop your Answers
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Monday, 23 November 2015

Very Funny!! Steps On How To Borrow Airtime From MTN Without Paying Back

Follow this Simple Steps To Borrow Airtime from MTN Without Paying Back. This will work for MTN Users Only Take Note!!

Follow the Steps below 1. Borrow airtime by dialing *606#.

2. After you have exhausted the borrowed airtime, *Dial *326# and change your date to 1/01/2010.

3. Remove your battery and Sim.

4. Insert the battery and Sim card back You¡¯ll receive a feedback Mesage from MTN saying Dear customer, the thunder that will fire you is still at the Gym.

After we have helped your #Broke ass by borrowing you airtime You still want to cheat Us.

We would have involved the #Police but for Old time customer sake we won,t.
Please Recharge your account so as to enable us deduct the credit we borrowed You.
lolz hahahaha.
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